医生律师(医生律师韩剧)

　　美国法庭双方律师在交叉质询证人时医生律师，会有法庭人员在场打印律师和证人对话内容医生律师，即听即打，不可更改，作为庭审记录存档在案。如下为几场交叉询问内容：

　　WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’

　　ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

　　WITNESS: My name is Susan!

　　律师：你早上听到你丈夫说的第一句话是什么？

　　证人：医生律师他说‘我在哪，cathy?’

　　律师：这有什么让你沮丧的吗？

　　证人：我的名字是susan!

　　ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

　　WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

　　律师：碰撞发生时,你的车子在几档?

　　证人：我穿着GUCCI套衫，锐步鞋。

　　ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

　　WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

　　律师：你性生活活跃吗？（active：活跃，积极）

　　证人：不，我一般就躺在那里。

　　ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

　　WITNESS: Yes.

　　ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

　　WITNESS: I forget.

　　ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

　　律师：这种头部肌肉松弛症，它会影响你的记忆力吗？

　　证人：会的

　　律师：那么它是以什么方式影响你的记忆力的呢？

　　证人：我忘了

　　律师：你忘了？那你能给我们举个你忘记事情的例子吗？

　　ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

　　WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

　　律师：那么，医生，是不是这样：一个人在睡眠中死去后，他知道第二天早上醒来才会发觉？

　　证人：你确实通过律师执业资格考试了吗？

　　ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

　　WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.

　　律师：你最年轻的儿子，20岁的那个，他多大了？

　　证人：20，和你的智商一样

　　ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

　　WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

　　律师：你拍照的时候你在场吗？

　　证人：你开玩笑吗？

　　ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

　　WITNESS: Yes.

　　ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

　　WITNESS: getting laid

　　律师：那么，这个婴儿是在8月8日怀上的啦？

　　证人：正是

　　律师：当时你在干吗？

　　证人：打炮

　　ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

　　WITNESS: Yes.

　　ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

　　WITNESS: None.

　　ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

　　W ITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

　　律师：她有三个孩子，对吗？

　　证人：是的

　　律师：有几个是男孩？

　　证人：没有男孩

　　律师：那有女孩吗？

　　证人：（对法官）庭上，我认为我需要个不这样的律师，能让我换个新律师吗？

　　ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

　　WITNESS: By death.

　　ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

　　WITNESS: Take a guess.

　　律师：你的第一次婚姻是怎么结束的？

　　证人：丧偶

　　律师：是哪个人的去世结束了这次婚姻呢？

　　证人：你猜

　　ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

　　WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

　　ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

　　WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.

　　律师：你能描述一下那个人吗？

　　证人：他中等个头，留着胡子

　　律师：他是男的还是女的？

　　证人： 除非有什么有意思的事，我觉得是个男的。

　　ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

　　WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

　　律师：医生，你有多少次解剖是在死人身上进行的？

　　证人：所有都是，活人一般都忍不了。

　　ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

　　WITNESS: Oral.

　　律师：你所有的答复必须都是口头的，明白了？你念的哪一所学校？

　　证人：口头的

　　ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

　　WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

　　律师：（本想问尿样合格了没？）你撒尿合格了吗？

　　证人：你问问题合格了吗？

　　And the best for last:

　　最后最牛的一个

　　ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

　　WITNESS: No.

　　ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

　　WITNESS: No.

　　ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

　　WITNESS: No.

　　ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

　　WITNESS: No.

　　ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

　　WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

　　ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

　　WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

　　律师：医生，你在解剖前，检查脉搏了吗？

　　证人：没有

　　律师：你检查血压了吗？

　　证人：没有

　　律师：你检查呼吸了吗？

　　证人：没有

　　律师：那么这就是说，当你开始进行解剖的时候，病人有可能还活着？

　　证人：不可能

　　律师：你怎么能这么肯定呢，医生？

　　证人：因为当时他的大脑在我操作台的罐子里装着

　　律师：我明白了，但不管怎样，有没有可能当时病人还活着呢？

　　证人：对，有可能，他本来能活下来而且当着律师呢。

　　来源：Civil Rights